Somebody Pinch Me!

I must be dreaming or something. I mean, I actually have my own blog. My OWN blog. After begging for almost a year, Rose finally gives in. But not after first telling me that her blog is better than mine. Then I have to do some reminding. Such as:

1. I have uber awesome colors on mine. like hot pink. and plaid. Take THAT!

2. My blog has skulls. I used to think only people with anger issues liked skulls, like my BFF Nona Bows. Never mind, I still think that.

3. My blog even says it's the best. In fact it says in all exactness, the best blog in the world. ever.

And then you know what Rose says back to me? She's all like, "I have all of that too!"

You know what that means, right? She totally ripped me off. So no more playing nice. I told her, well, I have super secret stuff. She kinda just whispered and said, "oh. I don't."

So yeah, I'll have lots of cool giveaways and contests and things so super secret that I don't even know about yet! I'll even have guest blogs from my BFF and maybe I can convince my almost forever crush, Andrew, to come on here too! OMG, my heart almost stopped beating just thinking about him. I need to go lay down.