I Solved the Mystery!

Remember when I was sick but not really?  You'll never believe what happened. Okay, well you might believe it, but in all factness that I fell for it is quite actually the most unbelieveable part of it all.

So Nona got a teeny tiny bit mad when I would let her read the comments for the Super Gossip Contest, which BTW, today is the last day to enter! And so she tried to get the ultimate BFF revenge on me. And I think she pulled it off.

Under my bed was a pair of her old, ugly, dirty, disguting gym shoes. And might I add, VERY worn and sweaty, smelly gym shoes. Yeah. Every bit as bad as it it sounds.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

She shoved onions inside them. They reeked sooo bad that it was like...okay, I can't even compare it to anything that reeks, not even Mia St. Claire. THAT'S how bad it was.

So now we know why my poor fragile stomach was so nauseated, and my eyes and nose were running uncontrollably. That's right. They were trying to run away from my body. Aways from the grossness of what is called Nona's gym shoes. *shudders*

I Was Sick. But Not Really.

So I stayed in bed all weekend because I felt nauseated, and my eyes were watering, my nose was running, I was one big mess. But guess what happened? When I got out of bed, I was magically better. Symptom free! Hmmm. So I got back in bed to see what would happen again and I started feel horribly miserable. Something is terribly wrong here. So now I'm staying away from my bed until I can figure out what is going on. Because there is definitely something going on. Definitely. But...what could it be?

It's a good thing that I, Sofia Becker, loves a good mystery! Does anyone else? Maybe someone has ideas on how to solve this one or what could be the cause of  it?

I've tried to get Sam Sam to talk, because he always knows everything, but nope. He hasn't squawked a word. He's still talking about the Gossip Contest to be a character in the next book. I haven't peeked at the Gossipy Comments yet, but he keeps saying "Funny, haha, squawk!"

Well, I'm off to hopefully solve a mysterious mystery now!