1. Swatting mosquitos. Or spiders. But I only recommend this if the book is disposable. Like a telephone book.
2. Throwing at your friend. My BFF Nona threw a book at my head once. Among other things. Um yeah, that KINDA hurt!
3. Making you taller. Really. If you stack a bunch of books you can stand on them to reach something super high that you're probably not supposed to be reaching for. But it's the challenge, right? Oh, and make sure each book is Harry PotterThick. Otherwise, you'll need like, a bazillion skinny books.
What are some of your favorite books?